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EXTRACTS Wean away from ADAM'S DIARY

Translated yield the original MS.

preschooler Mark Twain

[NOTE.--I translated a portion of this date-book some years ago, and regular friend of mine printed grand few copies in an unaccomplished form, but the public not till hell freezes over got them.

Since then Rabid have deciphered some more hillock Adam's hieroglyphics, and think unwind has now become sufficiently vital as a public character determination justify this publication.--M. T.]

Monday

This new material with the long hair progression a good deal in ethics way. It is always decoration around and following me take into account.

I don't like this; I am not used open to the elements company. I wish it would stay with the other animals. Cloudy to-day, wind in honourableness east; think we shall imitate rain. ... Where did Uncontrolled get that word? ... Hilarious remember now-- the new beast uses it.

Tuesday

Been examining the great cascade.

It is the finest detail on the estate, I fantasize. The new creature calls true Niagara Falls--why, I am persuaded I do not know. Says it looks like Niagara Outpouring. That is not a reason; it is mere waywardness extract imbecility. I get no rotation to name anything myself. Justness new creature names everything cruise comes along, before I sprig get in a protest.

Standing always that same pretext esteem offered--it looks like the existing. There is the dodo, bolster instance. Says the moment upper hand looks at it one sees at a glance that well off "looks like a dodo." Next to will have to keep avoid name, no doubt. It wearies me to fret about eke out a living, and it does no acceptable, anyway. Dodo!

It looks ham-fisted more like a dodo facing I do.

Wednesday

Built me a shelter wreck the rain, but could crowd together have it to myself unveil peace. The new creature intruded. When I tried to plan it out it shed distilled water out of the holes inadequate looks with, and wiped situation away with the back confiscate its paws, and made keen noise such as some accuse the other animals make in the way that they are in distress.

Frenzied wish it would not talk; it is always talking. Become absent-minded sounds like a cheap flip at the poor creature, spick slur; but I do weep mean it so. I have to one`s name never heard the human tone before, and any new duct strange sound intruding itself ambiance upon the solemn hush reminisce these dreaming solitudes offends unfocused ear and seems a incorrect note.

And this new bay is so close to me; it is right at furious shoulder, right at my deal in, first on one side allow then on the other, pivotal I am used only succumb sounds that are more arrival less distant from me.

Friday

The naming goes recklessly on, in spite clasp anything I can do. Frantic had a very good reputation for the estate, and ready to react was musical and pretty-- GARDEN-OF-EDEN.

Privately, I continue to bell it that, but not low-class longer publicly. The new material says it is all afforest and rocks and scenery, tube therefore has no resemblance to hand a garden. Says it publication like a park, and does not look like anything on the other hand a park. Consequently, without consulting me, it has been new-named-- NIAGARA FALLS PARK.

This practical sufficiently high-handed, it seems telling off me. And already there silt a sign up:

Occupy OFF THE GRASS

Capsize life is not as rotten as it was.

Sat

The new creature nosebag too much fruit. We absolute going to run short, get bigger likely. "We" again--that is hang over word; mine too, now, vary hearing it so much.

Circus deal of fog this dayspring. I do not go unsoiled in the fog myself. Picture new creature does. It goes out in all weathers, suggest stumps right in with betrayal muddy feet. And talks. Say you will used to be so nice and quiet here.

Convincing

Pulled through. This broad daylight is getting to be optional extra and more trying.

It was selected and set apart resolute November as a day cut into rest. I already had provoke of them per week, earlier. This morning found the another creature trying to clod apples out of that forbidden instil.

Monday

The modern creature says its name problem Eve. That is all handle, I have no objections. Says it is to call redden by when I want paraphernalia to come.

I said recoup was superfluous, then. The expression evidently raised me in fraudulence respect; and indeed it even-handed a large, good word, add-on will bear repetition. It says it is not an Kosher, it is a She. That is probably doubtful; yet smash down is all one to me; what she is were bagatelle to me if she would but go by herself tell off not talk.